I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
Her kiss burns like whiskey,
Her touch trails fire,
Her eyes burn brighter than city light
She’s the girl ablaze;
Who flames like the sun,
The moon and stars
She will ignite
an extremely emotional tale told entirely in screeches and grunts
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
the poster lights were out and I just
oh my god
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.