how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences
"Another cute moment was when a girl got nervous asking her question she said, “I’m nervous, cuz he’s looking at me!” then he covered his eyes with his hand and said he wouldn’t look." - Fan report, Tyler Hoechlin @ Eyecon 2014 (photo source)
As you can see here, the Potterheads are ever so slowly going insane for lack of new material to fangirl over.
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
Canada just gets more and more perfect the more I learn and hear about it.
omg canada i must know more about you
hello 911 yes
yes i’ll hold