life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i like the google logo because it is colorful
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
I Wish I Couldn’t Feel A Damn Thing
This was SUPPOSED TO BE A DOODLE!
Time: 8 hours
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
Okay, I know it wouldn’t work but I’m dumb so I tried, and now that you’ve made me waste 15 minutes of my life, eXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.
The pieces actually grow bigger as they slide.
I will fucking murder the pieces of shit who did this.
you see i like the idea of a tattoo but in reality i can’t even decide where to put stickers without regretting it once i’ve stuck it down never mind if it was part of my actual person
i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc
I know about parabatai. I’ve known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to the one that’s left —?
if i take time out of my day to play you a song and i’m really excited about it and you don’t show any interest or like the song i swear to god i will never talk to you again